whvtever:

i don’t get it but i’ll laugh anyway because you’re hot 

punchgod:

grrrlfever:

punchgod:

how many things are in the world 

12

thnx

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

communistbakery:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out

oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”